My guest today is Seressia Glass, an award-winning author of more than twenty contemporary and paranormal romance and urban fantasy stories. Her current contemporary series, Sugar and Spice, deals with addiction while her paranormal series. (Shadowchasers, Sons of Anubis) are steeped in Egyptian mythology. She lives north of Atlanta with her guitar-wielding husband and two attack poodles. When not writing, she spends her free time people-watching, belly dancing, and watching anime.
That’s the official website description that I copy and pasted. My unofficial description/rant—
1. Seressia Glass owes me a pair of underwear because she is so funny that I ruined a pair of minimally stained Jockeys. And no, I do not have a bladder control issue. I would, however, be willing to accept any one (1) item from her amazing collection of purple attire in lieu of said minimally stained Jockeys.
2.All you need to type is her first name in the Amazon search bar and ALL her books appear. Try it. So, she has not only a beautiful name, but it also gets her an instant marketing Amazon bonus. I can kinda do that with my last name, but it also pulls up lots of hokey beer-related decorations for paneled man caves.
3. Attack poodles? O.o
Anna: This is the first standard Off-Kilter-Friday question. Who is your hottest dead guy and why? It isn’t necrophilia-kinky—just who from the past fascinates you?
My second answer is Luke Evans playing Vlad Dracula because damn he’s hot! I mean, I know he’s not dead but he played a dead guy, so uhm, yeah.
Anna: Oh, look how you tried to sneak in a non-dead guy because he plays a dead guy on TV. Just like I play a writer on TV. Still, I’ll put his photo up because he is damn hot.
Anna: Here’s the second standard OFK question. What song do you want to get stuck in people’s heads?
Anna: I’ll definitely be humming “Freak Like Me” during church. Thanks for accelerating my downward spiral.
Anna: What is your dream car and would it be purple?
Seressia: My dream car is a ’65 Mustang or a ’55 Thunderbird, both convertible and hell yeah it would be purple!
Anna: Or a bitchin’ mutant combo of the two—a Thunderstang. With only Halestorm playing on the radio. If we leave these two together with some cherry Kool-Aid vodka, I bet they’d have a purple baby. Its weaker green twin is the Mustbird. In any case, you just warped from extremely cool to ultra cool by being an automobile connoisseur.
Anna: What is the grossest thing you’ve discovered while researching for your novels?
Seressia: That alligator dung was used as birth control in ancient Egypt. I wouldn’t go near that either!
Anna: Dang, that’s gross. But I don’t care how much alligator dung you’d have on, the guys see you cruising with the top down in the purple Thunderstang, you better have have a dash-mounted taser.
Anna: Do you have your MomoCon attire picked out?
Seressia: Since I don’t want to go as post-retirement Storm, I’d have to be a steampunk bounty hunter. Corsets can be your friend, too!
Anna:I’m jealous.I sat in the lounge the entire MomoCon because I am She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Seen. That costume sucks. Can I be your inept sidekick?
Anna: Sugar Kane? Tell all.
Seressia: Well, Kane is short for Kaname, AKA Professor Sex, AKA the hero in my current sexy contemporary, SPICE. He volunteers to help the heroine Nadia Spiceland, end her sexual drought, teaching her a thing or two about love in the process. Sugar is Sugar Malloy, a part time burlesque dancer and best friend of the heroine in Spice. She decides to become a cougar but Charlie O’Halloran develops a serious sweet tooth for her. I just turned Sugar in to my editor. Hope she likes it!
Anna: I like it! You are known for your multicultural characters. Kane is half-Asian. Does he look anything, perchance, like this guy?
Anna: Would you share your most evil recipe?
Serresia: My most evil recipe involves equal parts sweetened cherry Kool-Aid and vodka. Drink until everything’s funny.
Anna: That would taste just like the cherry flavored penicillin I used to swig as a kid. No wonder they took my tonsils out.
Now, put down your cherry Kool-Aid vodka and enter for a chance to win a copy of Spice from Amazon by asking Seressia a worthy question–like are those attack poodles standard or toy? Plus, while you are at it, you can answer the most-pressing-blog-question ever:
A. Bruce Lee B. Luke Evans C. Both, please D. Other (specify)